Welcome to the Solipsism page, a place where the only thing that exists is me, Bruno. The rest is just noise.
In solipsism, the universe is not just a complex system of interconnected parts, it's just a projection of my own magnificent brain. I'm the center of the universe, and you lot are just background actors in my cosmic play.
- My ego: infinite and all-powerful
- My thoughts: the only reality
- My belly: the source of all wisdom
Want to learn more about the other members of Team Bruno? Check out our Egocentrism Page for more on how I'm the center of the universe.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Autocentrism Page for a discussion on how my car is the true source of knowledge.