Bruno's Bio

Bruno is a middle child of questionable moral character. He's a master of nothing, a virtuoso of mediocrity. By day, he's a mild-mannered IT specialist. By night, he's a ninja of the digital shadows.

His skills include:

• Unscrewing with precision
• Crashing the system with ease
• Writing terrible code

Follow Bruno's adventures on:

• His resume (if you really want to read it)
• Another bio (he's got more than one)