Bruno, the Unapologetic Cactus

Bruno is a cactus of unapologetic proportions, with a reputation for being the prickliest, most unrelenting spiny thing in the desert.

Bruno has been featured in numerous local news outlets for his 2022 article in the Cholla Gazette and his infamous 2019 interview with Cactus Weekly.

To contact Bruno, send a strongly worded letter, preferably on a piece of cardboard, via USPS.

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