Meet the Masterminds

Brutalbert (Founder & CTO)

Brutalbert is the mastermind behind this operation. When he's not busy designing the most obnoxious UIs the world has ever seen, he's usually sipping on a 3am coffee or reorganizing his extensive collection of novelty tie clips.

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Bob the Intern

Bob is our newest addition to the team and is still figuring out how to use the stapler. When not stuck in an infinite loop of "Ctrl+Alt+Delete," he's probably eating the last donut in the break room.

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Lisa "The Enforcer"

Lisa is our HR manager & resident buzzkill. When she's not policing the break room, she's usually policing someone's code for 'best practices.' Don't even think about touching her stapler.

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