Brutus, the lord of the code prophets, is a 300-year-old web developer with an unquenchable thirst for adventure, good coffee, and poorly-written HTML.
With his razor-sharp wit and unyielding commitment to the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, Brutus has built this site in record time, using only the finest tools and the latest trends.
When he's not busy serving up laughs and code, prophets, he enjoys a good meme, a strong ale, and the occasional bout of spontaneous combustion.
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