Bureaucratic Team

Meet the team that's always in a meeting.

Our team is led by:

Director of Red Tape

Our fearless leader, Bob, is responsible for creating more forms and procedures than you can shake a stick at.

Learn more about Bob

We also have:

Assistant to the Regional Manager of Non-Essential Forms

Liz is our expert in all things paperwork and has a Ph.D. in Procrustes and Filing.

Read about Liz's impressive credentials

Deputy of Denials and Excuses

Our team's resident expert in creative ways to say no without actually saying no. (It's a delicate art, really.)

Discover the art of Denials and Excuses