Bob Smith is our resident buzz engineer, and by "resident" I mean he's the only one who shows up to work on Fridays.
When he's not busy recharging his hoverboard or perfecting his "I'm a professional" poker face, Bob can be found tinkering in the depths of our server room, surrounded by discarded energy drinks and half-eaten energy bars.
His favorite pastime? Creating the perfect ratio of caffeine to sugar in our company's coffee machine. It's a delicate balance, really.
Want to see Bob's impressive collection of Buzz Engineer certifications? Click here for a dizzying array of paper and ink.
Need a buzz engineer's opinion on the best way to reorganize the break room? Bob's your man! Contact him for an expert analysis.