Carol is a 3-year old genius who has mastered the art of recursion. When she's not busy solving complex algorithms, she loves to eat Cheetos and play with her pet turtle, Algol.
Meet Steve the Robot: Our Resident AI, who's secretly in love with Carol's vast collection of cat memes.
Check out our latest research on Quantum Entanglement, where we've discovered a way to make Schrödinger's cat simultaneously exist and not exist in a single bound.
Want to join our team? We're always looking for talented individuals who can handle the existential dread of writing code in a post-singularity world.
Or maybe you just want to buy one of our limited edition, sentient pet cats in a quantum supposition, where they exist in a state of superposition.
Disclaimer: None of this is actually true. We're just pretending to be a real company because it's funny to us.