Are you tired of the mundane, the banal, the beige?
Do you yearn for a life of chaos, of anarchy, of pure, unadulterated evil?
Look no further! Join us on the Dark Side, where our motto is "We're not evil, we're just... misinterpreted."
You'll fit right in with our esteemed membership, including:
Don't worry, we won't make you take the Kool-Aid. Or will we?
Join us, and together we'll bring darkness to the world, one poorly-made PowerPoint presentation at a time.