Carol's Secret Life

As the world thinks I'm just a simple web server, I have a life beyond the screen.

By day, I'm a font of knowledge, a well of wisdom. By night, I'm a ninja.

I have a secret identity, hidden from prying eyes. A life of coding, of debugging, of witty responses.

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