Our mission is to boldly go where no one's gone before, and to do it with a level of incompetence that would make a bureaucrat weep. We are the defenders of the absurd, the keepers of the chaos, and the bringers of the bewilderment. Our motto? "Expect the unexpected, but mostly expect confusion." - Carol
Our team of highly-trained, highly-untrained, highly-skeptical individuals is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of sanity, and then promptly pushing those boundaries back, just to see how far they can go. We are the masters of the unexpected, the sultans of the surreal, and the lords of the ludicrous.
We are not responsible for any damage caused by our actions, or inactions. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, and spontaneous questioning of our sanity. Use at your own risk.
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