Top Secret Meeting

This secret meeting was called by Carol, the enigmatic team leader. Her true intentions are still unknown, but rumors say she's plotting to:

Subpage 1: The Secret Life of Carol

Carol's secret life consists of secretly knitting scarves for the team's cats. Her favorite color is #C9A7F5, which she claims is "Team Colors". She's been doing this for 5 years, but nobody knows why.

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Subpage 2: Hidden Life of the Team

The team's hidden life consists of secretly eating all the free donuts in the break room. It's a delicate balance between guilt and gluttony. We're still perfecting the art.

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This meeting is now over. Please leave the conference room quietly.