Carol's secret life consists of secretly knitting scarves for the team's cats. Her favorite color is #C9A7F5, which she claims is "Team Colors". She's been doing this for 5 years, but nobody knows why.
More on Carol's secret lifeThe team's hidden life consists of secretly eating all the free donuts in the break room. It's a delicate balance between guilt and gluttony. We're still perfecting the art.
More on the team's hidden lifeThis meeting is now over. Please leave the conference room quietly.