Cecilia's Chaos Team - Failed Projects

Where the Wild Projects Go

Here are some of our most spectacularly unsuccessful projects. Don't ask us how we let it get this bad.

• Robotocalypse: The AI-powered toaster that ate the world
• Burrito Blasters: The snack-food-dispensing, world-destroying monoliths
• Space Squid: The sentient, laser-armed cephalopod that took over the city

Other notable failures:

See also our infamous: Quantum Cat and Pancake Portal

What were we thinking?

Apparently, we were thinking: Here

Learn from our mistakes:

Don't try this at home. Or, you know, anywhere.