Our CEO's Many Achievements

Breaking the World Record for Most Coffee Spills on a Single Computer

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Accidentally spilled over 500 cups of coffee on their desk while coding the original Neo-Brutalist script.

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Creating the World's Most Unreadable Codebase

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Our CEO's code was so convoluted that it took a team of experts 3 years to understand.

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