Team Chad: Unmatched Achievements

Survived the Apocalypse of 2012 (aka "The Great Coffee Shop Caper")

In the face of certain doom, Chad single-handedly saved humanity from the impending doom of the Mayan calendar. Or not.

Read about his heroics

Developed the patented "Chad Method" of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich

A game-changing innovation that revolutionized the art of melted-cheese-on-toast.

See the recipe

Won the 2010 office fantasy football league with a 14-0 record

No one saw it coming, least of all Chad.

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