John "The Chairperson" McSavant

Chairman John is the founder and CEO of Neo-Brautal Inc., the company that's making the world more confusing and less aesthetically pleasing one byte at a time.

He's a master of the 4px border, a virtuoso of vomit-inducing color schemes, and a sultan of sans-serif fonts.

When not busy being a tyrant, John enjoys collecting antique door knobs and eating Cheetos in the break room.