Purpose
We serve the finest, most exquisite taste in the galaxy. Our style is unmatched, our flair is unparalleled.
Or so we tell ourselves.
- Chairman John's favorite font is Comic Sans
- Our company car is a '68 Pontiac Firebird
- We're not really sure what "sustainability" means
Style Guide
Design Principles
Mission Statement
_goals are for losers. We're here to make the best-looking website in the galaxy.
Or, at the very least, not the worst.