Meet the Team of Chaos

Managing chaos is our specialty. We're a team of highly trained professionals who thrive in an environment of utter disorder.

Our Leader, the Supreme Overlord of Chaos

Zorvath, the Bringer of Darkness

Zorvath has been managing our team's chaos for over 10 years. He's a master of the art of creating complexity out of simplicity, and his favorite pastime is reorganizing the office supply closet by color-coding everything.

Learn more about Zorvath

Our Team of Specialists

Jerry, the Master of Mayhem

Jerry's expertise lies in creating chaos through his extensive collection of whoopee cushions and his uncanny ability to find the perfect moment to deploy them.

See Jerry's latest antics

Beth, the Queen of Disorganization

Beth's talents are unmatched in her ability to turn order into disorder. Her favorite hobby is reorganizing the office fridge by color, texture, and smell.

Watch Beth's organizational skills in action