Chaos FAQ: What We Don't Do

We're glad you're interested in understanding what we don't do, because, let's be real, it's a lot. Here are a few examples:

Q: Do we do laundry?

A: No. We don't do laundry. That's what the washing machine is for.

Go back to the main page for more information on what we do do.

Q: Do we eat pizza on Fridays?

A: No. We have a strict no-friday-pizza policy. It's too predictable and boring.

See what we eat instead, if you must know.

Q: Do we do taxes?

A: Ha! Good luck finding anyone on our team who knows what a tax return is.

Learn what we know about taxes, which is nothing.

Q: Do we do karaoke?

A: No, we don't. Our singing is more akin to chaos, not music.

Discover what else we can't do, because, you know, we just can't.

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