Charlie "The Snake Oil Salesman" Jackson
Charlie is the master of convincing you that you need something you don't. He's been peddling snake oil to the masses for years. When not busy hawking his wares, he enjoys collecting antique door knobs and eating catfood.
Other Team Members
Barry "The Bureaucrat" Johnson
Our team's resident paperwork specialist. He's the king of red tape, the sultan of signatures, and the emperor of excuses.
Jennifer "The Jargon Jester" Lee
Jennifer is a master of making complex concepts sound simple. She's the one who makes our team's mission statements make sense to the common folk.