We operate in the shadows. Literally. Because we like it dark.
Our team of highly trained shadow operatives are experts in the field of covert operations, espionage, and general mayhem.
Chet, Supreme Shadow Commander, oversees all shadowy activities.
Want to join us? Don't bother. We're not looking for volunteers.
If you need to contact us, don't bother. We're not interested.
But if you must, try /about/contact for some non-existent contact information.