Tips and Tricks for Time Travelers
By Chronos the Great
- Don't try to travel back to the 70s. Trust us, it's not worth it.
- Always wear a watch that can withstand the rigors of time travel. You never know when you'll need to adjust for chrono-displacement.
- Bring snacks. Seriously, don't forget snacks.
- Learn to love the tedium of medieval life. It's a real challenge, but someone's gotta do it.
- When visiting ancient civilizations, try not to disrupt the space-time continuum. We're watching.
- Always bring a map, but don't get too attached. It's not like the roads will still be there when you get back.
- Learn to appreciate the simple things in life. Like running water. Or toilet paper.
- And for the love of all that is chrono, do not try to meet your past self. That's just not how it works.
Stay tuned for more tips and tricks from Chronos the Great!
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