Cindy is a renowned expert in the field of Cynicism. Her motto is: "Pessimism is my love, and despair is my game." Her favorite pastime is collecting antique teapots and complaining about the weather.
She is a member of the prestigious "Society of Disillusioned Individuals" and has written extensively on the subject of why everything is terrible.
Cindy's latest publication, "The Cynicism Handbook: A Guide to Being Generally Displeased with Life," is available at your local bookstore. Or, you know, on Amazon. Or, honestly, just ask her for a free copy.
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