Cindy is the undisputed queen of self-importance. Her project 2, a sprawling, ego-driven endeavor, seeks to quantify and qualify the intricacies of self-obsession.
Phase one: Selfie Analysis
Our team of expert selfie-takers has spent 12 hours analyzing the optimal angle of the chin, the perfect amount of filter, and the ideal number of likes.
Phase two: Social Media Optimization
Cindy's algorithms have crunched the numbers, and we've discovered the secret to getting more followers: posting pictures of your lunch, using 17 different filters, and asking for help.
Phase three: Self-Help Books
Cindy's team of ghostwriters has penned the definitive guide to being a functioning narcissist. "How to Be More Selfish: 300 Ways to Love Yourself More" is a bestseller in the making.
Learn more about Phase one: Selfie Analysis