Director of Unconventional Information Gathering and Analysis. AKA "The Shadow Kingpin of Subtlety", "The Unreliable Source", and "That Guy with the Bad Joke Collection".
Responsible for leading the IOA Unit with an iron fist and a healthy dose of skepticism.
His team consists of: Agent Bob, Agent Carol, Agent Bob the Second, Agent Carol the Second.
They are all highly trained and highly paid to do nothing, and they take their work very seriously.
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Or, you know, just go back to the home page if you're not feeling particularly curious.
Disclaimer: This website is not actually run by a real CIO or any other kind of actual government agency. But it's fun to pretend.