Meet Claire
John "The Code Whisperer"
John is the master of making things work, even when they don't work.
Liam "The Design Sensei"
Liam is the one who makes things look pretty, but not too pretty.
Jane "The QA Whisperer"
Janes is the one who breaks everything, so you know it's fixed.
Our Current Projects:
The Great Wall of Spam
A 10,000 ft long wall of spam messages that will inevitably be used as a makeshift shelter during the impending robot apocalypse.
Learn more about our planThe Infinite Scroll of Doom
A never-ending loop of loading screens that will drive our users to madness and despair.
See our progressCake-o-Matic 3000
A machine that prints out exactly 3 slices of cake per hour for our beloved CEO, every hour, on the hour.
Check our cake schedule