CMO's Achievements

Our CMO is a real go-getter

She's got a trophy case full of:

• Successfully implemented the "Breathe-in" policy, reducing oxygen usage by 30%
• Won "Best Dressed" in the office for 3 years running
• Single-handedly kept the coffee machine running for 6 months without maintenance
• Built the world's first cat tower out of recycled paper clips

She's also been known to:

• Eat 5 whole pizza pies in one sitting
• Break a world record for most consecutive hours spent playing Solitaire
• Hold her breath for 1 minute 37 seconds while waiting for a meeting to start