CMO's Mega-Achievements

Here are some of the most impressive feats of our CMO (Chief Mega Officer)

Saved 1000 cats from a sinking ship
Eaten 500 pounds of pizza in one sitting
Invented the concept of 'Mega-Holidays'

Notable Mentions

Our CMO has also been featured in several prestigious publications:

The Mega Magazine
The Superlativetimes

Disclaimer: These achievements are completely fabricated and not actually verified. Or are they?