CMO-Mega Achievements
1,000+ hours of Code Red Meetings
Our team members have collectively spent over 1,000+ hours in code red meetings, proving their dedication to the craft.
50+ successful product launches
We've successfully launched 50+ products, each one more confusingly designed than the last.
5+ years of consecutive coffee consumption
Our team members have maintained a 5+ year streak of consuming copious amounts of coffee without ever actually accomplishing anything.