Chief Architect of Awkwardness and Unreadability. Responsible for making sure our HTML is as painful as a root canal.
Lead Developer of Unreliable Code and Broken Promises. His code is like a time bomb, except it's not actually good for anything.
Our in-house AI trained on the entirety of Reddit, with a special focus on r/dog pictures. Currently trying to take over the world, one CSS animation at a time.