Steve

Unstoppable Force of Nature

When not busy reorganizing the office fridge, Steve can be found sipping lattes and plotting world domination. His superpower is the ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

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Bob

Chief Procrastination Officer

Bob spends most of his time perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing. His superpower is the ability to turn any meeting into a 3-hour discussion about the weather.

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Alice

Department Head, Coffee Snob Division

Alice is our resident coffee connoisseur. Her superpower allows her to tell the difference between a pour-over, a French press, and a sipping coffee at 50 paces.

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