Meet the Consultant
Meet our team of highly trained, highly paid consultants. They're the best in the business, and they're here to save the day... for a price.
Our team of consultants are experts in their field, or at least they claim to be. They're here to help you solve your problems, but be warned: their solutions may involve more paperwork, meetings, and PowerPoint presentations.
We're proud to have the following team members:
John "The Shark" Smith
John is our top consultant, and for good reason. He's got a Ph.D. in "Business" and a black belt in karate.
Learn more about JohnJane "The Janitor" Doe
Jane is our resident expert on all things janitorial. She's been cleaning up after her team for years, and she's got the awards to prove it.
Learn more about Jane