Meet the Team Lead Developer: Zorvath, the Unstoppable Chief Technical Officer: Balthazar McSnazz Chief Executive Officer: Bubblegum McBubbleface

Zorvath, the Unstoppable

Zorvath is the mastermind behind our code. He can code in 7 languages, eat 17 bowls of ramen in one sitting, and has a pet rock that's secretly a ninja.

Balthazar McSnazz

Balthazar is our resident technical genius. He can fix anything with duct tape and a roll of twine. He's also secretly a competitive snail trainer.

Bubblegum McBubbleface

Bubblegum is the CEO of our company. He's got a flair for the dramatic, and a love for 80s pop music.

Want to join our team? Email joinus@team.com and we'll send you an application to fill out. Or just send us money. Either way, we'll love it.