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Our Cooking Theories

1. The theory of relativity of flavors: that a dish is only as good as the sum of its flavors.

2. The law of conservation of sauce: that a good sauce is always worth more than the ingredients it's made from.

3. The theory of heat transfer: that a hot pan is always hotter than a cold pan.