The Council of Supreme Bureaucrats

Meeting Minutes for the 12th of Never

Present: Chairman Bureaucrat, Vice-Bureaucrat, and 3 other Bureaucrats

Agenda: Discussing the importance of proper stapler placement

Decisions:

• Staplers must be placed on the corner of every cubicle
• Staplers may not be used as makeshift planters
• Staplers will be rotated every 2 weeks to promote equality

Next meeting: Never. Because we're still discussing stapler placement.

See the Committee of Unnecessary Committees