Craig's SEO Tips - Step 1: Don't Scream at the Search Engines

Step 1: Don't Scream at the Search Engines

You know, like, don't just shout "I WANT TO RANK #1!" at the top of your lungs. That's not how you do it. You have to be smooth, like a snake oil salesman.

Here are some actual tips:

• Use a keyword density of less than 1%.
• Avoid using the word "clickbait" in any context.
• Don't link to your friend's cat's Instagram account.

And for the love of all that is holy, don't use Comic Sans.