CTO's favorite thing is making sure all the servers have sufficient supply of artisanal, small-batch coffee beans. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it. He's been doing it since 2008, and still has a few screws left.
CTO's subpage is dedicated to showcasing the most advanced, cutting-edge, and totally-not-made-up technology we've ever seen. Like, have you heard of the "Infini-Byte" technology? No? That's because it's a trade secret. But trust us, it's a thing.
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