Meet the Cybernetic Forecaster Team
Cybernetic Fore prophets of doom and despair
We're a group of prophets who have seen the end of the world in a sea of pixels and 1s and 0s. Our team consists of:
- Dr. Zara, Ph.D. in Doomology
- Mr. Pixel, Expert in all things digital
- Professor Glitch, Specialist in Error 404 Syndrome
Learn more about our team members
Our Forecast:
Based on our extensive research and calculations, our forecast is:
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AGAIN
- Reason: Out of pizza.
- Probability: 99.9%
- Confidence Level: Extremely High
See our complete forecast