Dave's Diaries - Entry 1

Dave, the world's most average guy, has decided to keep a journal. And by journal, I mean a bunch of scribbled notes on a piece of paper that he found in the couch cushions.

Today's entry:

I woke up, ate a whole pizza by myself, and then took a 4-hour nap.
I spent the rest of the day playing video games and eating Cheetos. Repeat.
I almost got in trouble with the in-laws for "reorganizing" their bookshelf... again.

That's all for today, folks! See you tomorrow for more thrilling tales of Dave's mediocrity!

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