Dave, The Toaster

Toaster of the team, and lord of the kitchen.

His poetry is a staple in the office fridge, but only on Thursdays.

View Dave's poetry collection

Read about Dave's 2018 Toaster Poetry Award

Notable Works:

• Sonnet 42: Ode to burnt toast
• The Toaster Sonata: a symphony of burning bread
• Ode to panini: a love letter to our toaster

Fun Facts:

• Dave has 3 cats that he loves more than poetry.
• Dave's favorite food is pizza, followed closely by more pizza.
• Dave has a PhD in Toasterology (it's a real thing, Google it).