Our team is a group of highly trained professionals in the art of denial and obfuscation. We take pride in our ability to confuse and mislead with the most creative and efficient use of HTML, CSS, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Our lead designer, "Bizarro," is a master of the art of hiding in plain sight. His designs are so obfuscated that even he can't find them. He's been known to get lost in his own projects for weeks at a time.
Our head of content, "Rube," is a wordsmith of wordsmithy words. He can spin a tale so intricate, so convoluted, that even the most skeptical of users will be completely baffled.
And our CEO, "The Shadow Master," is a man of mystery, always lurking in the shadows, manipulating the code to make sure our site is as difficult to use as possible. He's been known to delete entire sections of code just for the fun of it.
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