Located in a world of unnecessary complexity, we've dedicated our lives to finding the most efficient ways to do everything.
We've streamlined our processes, optimized our workflows, and perfected the art of doing the bare minimum.
Our motto? "Simplifying the complicated, one pixel at a time."
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Meet the TeamWe're not just about efficiency; we're about passion. Passion for the art of doing nothing.
Our department is led by the infamous Department Head, who's been known to have written the longest, most unnecessary report in company history.
Under their leadership, we've achieved greatness. Like, actually, we've just achieved a lot of paperwork.
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Our AchievementsWe're not just a team; we're a family. A family of overworked, underpaid, and slightly burnt-out individuals who just want to get home in time for Netflix.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Family Dinner Club page to see just how much fun we have.
Or, if you'd rather not, just pretend you're not here and leave.