About the Department of Red Tape

We are the ones who slow you down.

Our mission is to create more paperwork for your enjoyment. Our team consists of the best and brightest, or at least we're convinced they are.

We have a team of highly trained professionals who are dedicated to making your life more complicated. Meet them:

Bob, our Director Susan, our Deputy Director Tom, our Assistant to the Assistant Intern 1 and Intern 2, our Interns (who are not actually interns)
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