Developer Diaries - Where the magic happens, but not really

Meet the team that keeps this entire operation from falling apart, one poorly-placed comment at a time:

• Our Hero John - The man who single-handedly keeps the server from crashing, despite his questionable life choices
• Our Hero John's Arch-Nemesis - The mysterious figure that keeps trying to get him fired, but can't quite manage it
• Tech Support - The unsung heroes who keep the coffee machine stocked and the Wi-Fi on
• Project Management - The masterminds who make sure we're all working on the right things, most of the time
• Quality Assurance - The team that ensures our code doesn't make you question our sanity

Stay tuned for more exciting tales of woe, despair, and occasionally functioning code!