Meet the Development Team

Our Team of Highly Skilled, Highly Paid, and Highly Uncooperative Individuals

Balthazar McSnazz

Lead Developer and Self-Proclaimed King of the Castle

bmcSnazz@neobrutalist.com

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Dr. Emily Codebreak

Senior DevOps Specialist and Uncontested Queen of the Realm

drcodebreak@neobrutalist.com

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Trevor "The Unreliable" Jenkins

Frontend Developer and Professional Troublemaker

tjenkins@neobrutalist.com

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Our Development Goals

Building the Most Overengineered, Unnecessarily Complex Website in the World

Our team is dedicated to creating a website that is so bloated, so convoluted, and so utterly confusing that you'll never want to leave.

Our goals are:

• Reach 500KB of page weight by the end of Q1
• Increase average page load time by 10%
• Implement at least 5 new ways to display a loading animation
• Hold 3 team-building exercises in the break room