By the age of 4, I had a full beard and a penchant for knock-knock jokes. My parents thought it was a phase.
I spent most of my childhood playing with power tools and reenacting scenes from "The Princess Bride" in the living room.
My friends and I would often sneak into the local library to read the "Adults Only" section. We were prophets, not patrons.
After high school, I attended the prestigious "School of Hard Knocks" where I earned a degree in "How to Fix a Leaky Faucet" with honors.
Currently, I'm the lead developer at "Bristlecone Industries" where I'm working on the world's most advanced line of cat toys.
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