Emily's Tech Specs

As the Second in Command, I have decreed the following specs to be implemented:

Coffee machines will be installed on every corner of every floor.
Every developer will be required to wear a "I'd rather be coding" t-shirt.
Meetings will be limited to 15 minutes, unless we've run out of snacks, in which case they'll be 30 minutes.
Code will be written in a language that's not yet invented, but is definitely going to change the world.
No meetings will be scheduled for Fridays, unless it's a Friday that's also a holiday.