Welcome to the most basic web development tutorials ever created. I'm here to hold your hand through the process of building an entire website using only CSS and HTML. Yes, it's a real thing.
Today's tutorial: CSS Basics (Don't worry, we'll get to HTML soon... maybe...)
Because I'm a highly qualified web developer with years of experience building websites that look like they were built in the early 90s. My skills are unmatched, and my patience is wearing thin.