John is our resident "I told you so" expert. He's always right, always grumpy, but always loved.
He's the one who makes sure the coffee machine is always stocked, the fridge is always empty, and the codebase is always... well, not on fire.
See Jane's PageJane is our "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" specialist. She's always right, always cheerful, but always makes you want to question your life choices.
She's the one who makes sure the design looks good, the fonts are correct, and the meetings are only 5 minutes late.
See Bob's Page