Steve's Sub-Optimal Development Team

Steve

Lead Developer (and occasional coffee snob)

Steve is the mastermind behind this mess. When he's not busy sipping lattes, he's probably yelling at his code.

Junior Developer (and occasional intern)

Tina is the newest member of the team and still learning how to use the stapler. Ask her nicely, she might teach you how to use it.

Quality Assurance (and occasionally Quality Control, but let's be real, who needs that)

Bob is the resident expert on what not to do. He's been doing it wrong for years, and we're all better off because of it.